Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)
Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”
Be my partner in crime again and we can have our cheap thrills.
so today I asked my dad to test the pasta we were cooking for dinner and he just kinda got real close to the pot and said ‘what’s 2 + 2’